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Grant Burry

  • Datacenter arsonist

  • Spaghetti programmer

  • Middle school science fair winner

  • Involuntary IT specialist

  • Proud cube-earther

  • Free market communist

  • GameStop shareholder

  • Two-time marathon spectator

  • Skilled ramen microwaver

  • Featured on 10+ intelligence agency watchlists

FAQ

Who are you?

I make things with computers, and sometimes they work. I'm a nerd from Seattle who writes lots of JavaScript because I need instant gratification.

In my free time I doom-scroll clickbait headlines and strategize how to get an extra 0.25% off my next Wi-Fi connected toothbrush.

What do you do?

I'm a software engineer at BigSpring, helping build a new learning platform to drive lifelong skilling. I've also worked in development and customer service roles at VMware, an ad production internship, and a few other projects

You can see my LinkedIn for more.

What's your social security number?

XXX-XX-XXXX

Here's a locator for the highest payday loan interest rates, for your reference.

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